We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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