you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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