just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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