yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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