Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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