i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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