Whatcha textin bout Willis?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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