I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
