we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
two words: eviction party
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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