walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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