wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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