im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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