Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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