I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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