Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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