i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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