its not stalking. its research.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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