I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Come see our sink grown plant.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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