i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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