No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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