So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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