nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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