I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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