How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I will be naked everywhere
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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