remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i think my cat just said my name.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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