This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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