she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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