1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
