did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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