I want to stick my p in your. b.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You ruined the universe
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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