scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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