I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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