Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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