that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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