Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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