Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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