They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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