For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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