come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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