I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize