Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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