i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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