how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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