the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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