1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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