Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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