Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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