If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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