i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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