Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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