There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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