he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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