you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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