Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We don't watch enough power rangers
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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