Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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